Random lesson in Evil: When going out of town, be sure and set various alarm clocks to go off, nice and loud, at various times each day; that way your neighbors will have something to listen to while you’re gone.
During a category 2 emergency at a public restroom with limited toilet paper, does one dare squander the precious few squares to construct the protective seat cover?
Who have you been talking to?
Let’s put things into perspective; I’d like to eat a cheeseburger, and then I’d like to kill you.
If someone took a big bite out of your brain and then asked for seconds (without having asked permission for the first taste), I’ll bet your response would be: “Weeaahhhlllthusuzah….”
If the pedophiles grant you forgiveness, then you’re in the clear, baby!
The animals are getting riled as they wait in line for the feed bin (aka Hometown Buffet).