Random lesson in Evil: When going out of town, be sure and set various alarm clocks to go off, nice and loud, at various times each day; that way your neighbors will have something to listen to while you’re gone.
Who have you been talking to?
If someone took a big bite out of your brain and then asked for seconds (without having asked permission for the first taste), I’ll bet your response would be: “Weeaahhhlllthusuzah….”
Now, let’s get back to that onion, shall we? Go on, tell us about the onion, Jack.
A great big ball of flames is heading our way,
and I still can’t decide what I’d like for dinner…
Today, boys and girls, we’re going to try the Phineas Gage experiment. Now, who would like to volunteer?
“Did you ever have the feeling that your day couldn’t get any worse?” he asked as the giant asteroid passed the Moon en route to his apartment complex.