Random lesson in Evil: When going out of town, be sure and set various alarm clocks to go off, nice and loud, at various times each day; that way your neighbors will have something to listen to while you’re gone.
During a category 2 emergency at a public restroom with limited toilet paper, does one dare squander the precious few squares to construct the protective seat cover?
Who have you been talking to?
The elaborate hoop lake dream
Comes tumbling down the mountain
Where have you been all these years?
The amnesiac returns from surgery
Which one goes in the peg?
He likes when you sing soft songs at midnight
But don’t ever say these three things
His mother didn’t, you see
She works for a demolition crew
So the poor idiot forgets the food he chews
Until it chokes him
Thus, he retired to this suite
To seek salvation from a breakdown
Every time he opens the door
She is staring in his face
And cleaving with a tapestry
Of beauty and disgrace
Go back to sleep my precious
He curls up in a ball
We’ll bounce you up and down the court
And let the ref make all the calls
Let’s put things into perspective; I’d like to eat a cheeseburger, and then I’d like to kill you.